1. Joining the Cult 2. Respect 3. Ode to My Car (Piece of Shit Car) 4. The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal 5. The Goat 6. The Chanukah Song 7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over 8. The Hypnotist 9. Steve Polychronopolous 10. The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview 11. Do It for Your Mama 12. Crazy Love 13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson 14. The Adventures of the Cow 15. Dip Doodle 16. The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman 17. Memory Lane 18. Mr. Bake-o 19. Sex or Weight Lifting 20. What the Hell Happened to Me?